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LIFE IS NOT ONE BIG JOKE

Monday November 17, 2008

JUST A THOUGHT................

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Just A Thought - If the Indians had given the Pilgrim Fathers a donkey instead of a turkey, we all would be having a piece of ass for Thanksgiving.

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And speaking of asses you might remember this one.....

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY 2007

Winner for Idiot of the year goes to:

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Well votes are in.....

HAPPY 4th OF JULY 2008

THE WINNER FOR IDIOT OF THE YEAR....GOES TO............

They'll Never Learn....Life Is Not One Big Joke It's A Series Of Little Ones Waiting to Smack You Down

Posted by Misty at 9:02 AM - 34 Comments Add a Comment

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OMGosh~! I bet those dumbasses won't try that again, eh? |< << >> >|

by Bella (PM , CC ) on Monday November 17, 2008 @ 9:06 AM

Heh....Not these 2 anyway		\|< << >> >\|
by Misty (PM , CC ) on Monday November 17, 2008 @ 10:05 AM

I know this sounds harsh, but I feel that if someone is that stupid to be playing with fireworks, then they get what they deserve. As for the piece of ass on Thanksgiving? I would rather have it in bed, but if she wants it on the table.... Good to see you up and about this morning! I hope you are feeling better. Let me get the coffee bean grinder out of the cabinet. It is cold here and I am going to make coffee. Got your coffee mug?		\|< << >> >\|
by Big Al (PM , CC ) on Monday November 17, 2008 @ 10:30 AM

Misty: How does one prepare an ass for Thanksgiving? Bake it; fry it; broil it; barbecue it; stuff it; serve it with cranberry sauce -- or just eat it raw.		\|< << >> >\|
by Whit's Whittlings (PM , CC ) on Monday November 17, 2008 @ 12:41 PM

Love the Thanksgiving joke! How stupid can one be? Obviously VERY. Not only did some idiot do that in '07, another idiot tried it in '08? He did use google before trying this.		\|< << >> >\|
by Secret (PM , CC ) on Monday November 17, 2008 @ 3:16 PM

At least the donkey is cute		\|< << >> >\|
by Sybil (PM , CC ) on Monday November 17, 2008 @ 3:22 PM

ouch......		\|< << >> >\|
by AZRON (PM , CC ) on Monday November 17, 2008 @ 3:32 PM

Psssssssst Al you awake yet? It's SNOWING!!!! Move over and share some blankets cause baby it's cold outside! Cold in Florida too huh? Thats not good and wouldn't you know the furnace died last night with 15 minutes left of M-DAY to go I suppose it's better now then when it's like 20 below Let me know when the coffee is ready		\|< << >> >\|
by Misty (PM , CC ) on Tuesday November 18, 2008 @ 7:23 AM

I guess the saying is true.. If those men would have used their BRAINS they might not have gotten injured. Happy Thanksgiving soon. Bear Hugs! PolarB ;)		\|< << >> >\|
by PolarB (PM , CC ) on Tuesday November 18, 2008 @ 7:28 AM

Damn Whit... I think the only one who would know that would be Donut, but I'll have mine medium rear I Googled it but to no avail all it talked about was how to eat cat Hmmmmmmmmm		\|< << >> >\|
by Misty (PM , CC ) on Tuesday November 18, 2008 @ 7:34 AM

Misty, Ouchie! Must be a day for puns and bad jokes. Glad to see you posting again. How is that pesky ankle?		\|< << >> >\|
by MrOrnery1851 (PM , CC ) on Tuesday November 18, 2008 @ 12:46 PM

Sorry to hear about the furnace. Hope you get it taken care of soon. Let me get out a couple more blankets so you can stay warm. Need some coffee?		\|< << >> >\|
by Big Al (PM , CC ) on Tuesday November 18, 2008 @ 12:53 PM

Al you a wake? Move over I'm staying with you. Screw these Mickey Mouse Mechanics . That one part ended up being only half the problem and the parts store was already closed before they found that out . Another night with no heat		\|< << >> >\|
by Misty (PM , CC ) on Wednesday November 19, 2008 @ 7:15 AM

Heh.... Thank God for idiots Secret or I would have never had a blog Can't wait to see the winner for 2009! How are the baby kittens doing? Hope they made the night the temps here with the wind chill factor are well below zero.Have a great day		\|< << >> >\|
by Misty (PM , CC ) on Wednesday November 19, 2008 @ 7:25 AM

Good Morning Misty, I missed coming by here on Monday. I am happy to see you back, and missed you SOooooooo much!!! I can't believe that anyone could be that stupid. Those two will not be sitting down for a long time, and I think that one is gonna need skin graph's Love ya,Dixie		\|< << >> >\|
by dixie (PM , CC ) on Wednesday November 19, 2008 @ 8:14 AM

Hi Mac. I brought them all in cuz I couldn't find a way to keep them warm out in the carport. Mamma wasn't happy at all but finally chilled out & slept. I shut them up in the laundry room. Have a great day!		\|< << >> >\|
by Secret (PM , CC ) on Wednesday November 19, 2008 @ 9:58 AM

Ahhhh, sigh....(re: firecracker ass burn) I've missed you Misty! Monday's aren't the same now that I don't frequent the Stream as much and view horrid photos and hear about terrible stories like THAT much anymore! Ain't I terrible, actually getting a Misty "LIFT" from viewing those shots! I'm a little sicko!?! Rubble		\|< << >> >\|
by Rubble (PM , CC ) on Thursday November 20, 2008 @ 7:09 PM

Not at all Rubble if it wasn't for them ...it would be our asses posted on Blogstream. It feels good to sit back and say "Whew ....Thats one ass I'm not accountable for"		\|< << >> >\|
by Misty (PM , CC ) on Thursday November 20, 2008 @ 9:00 PM

Awwwwww thats a good Secret... you'll see how fast they'll get used to living the good life. Even if it is only until it warms up a bit. Think of it as earning your wings		\|< << >> >\|
by Misty (PM , CC ) on Thursday November 20, 2008 @ 9:06 PM

((((((((((DIXIE)))))))))) I missed you too Dixie and Mondays weren't the same without you. I've been waiting for 2008's Idiot to come in for a while. I was beginning to give up on the thought of them ever surfacing. Heh..... I knew there had to be another one of "Lifes Little Jokes" out there just waiting to found. Have a great night!		\|< << >> >\|
by Misty (PM , CC ) on Thursday November 20, 2008 @ 9:19 PM

((((((((((MR O))))))))))) It's going much slower then I thought it would. Never knew how hard or painful it would be to learn to walk again. I'm spending a lot of time in therapy, most of it on my back getting electrical stimulation for the swelling and to promote healing. But today I was leg pressing 50 lbs and I threw the crutches away 2 weeks ago. By Spring I should be back 100%. Have a great night/day		\|< << >> >\|
by Misty (PM , CC ) on Thursday November 20, 2008 @ 9:36 PM

((((Misty)))) Love you girl :~) and wanted to stop by and say just that~ Hugs, Reba		\|< << >> >\|
by Mistress Reba (PM , CC ) on Thursday November 20, 2008 @ 9:58 PM

PolarB ...If they had used their brains Photobucket would have banned my picture in 5 minutes instead of 5 hours Hope your night is a good one		\|< << >> >\|
by Misty (PM , CC ) on Thursday November 20, 2008 @ 10:03 PM

Have a good weekend Misty.. Can you imagine how their butts hurt every time they had to sit down..		\|< << >> >\|
by 1manview (PM , CC ) on Thursday November 20, 2008 @ 10:27 PM

((((((((((REBA))))))))) Sometimes few words mean more then many this is one of those times. Love you too girl....Love, Light & Magic Always		\|< << >> >\|
by Misty (PM , CC ) on Thursday November 20, 2008 @ 10:33 PM

He is isn't he Sybil Hope all is well in your world.		\|< << >> >\|
by Misty (PM , CC ) on Friday November 21, 2008 @ 12:07 AM

((((((((((RON))))))))))		\|< << >> >\|
by Misty (PM , CC ) on Friday November 21, 2008 @ 12:18 AM

Thanks for the hugs..... hope all is going better for you and yours. ron		\|< << >> >\|
by AZRON (PM , CC ) on Friday November 21, 2008 @ 12:25 AM

Awwwwwww cute grapic 1man .....Yeah and I suppose sex would be out of the question too Have a great weekend		\|< << >> >\|
by Misty (PM , CC ) on Friday November 21, 2008 @ 12:44 AM

I hope you're keeping warm, and I hope you got the furnace fixed. I just hope you didn't hire the guys in the fireworks photos to fix it. Have a great weekend! And have your mug ready. I'll be brewing coffee in the morning.		\|< << >> >\|
by Big Al (PM , CC ) on Friday November 21, 2008 @ 1:47 PM

Well that's using your brain. I think that's where he stores it.		\|< << >> >\|
by Anexplorer (PM , CC ) on Friday November 21, 2008 @ 8:12 PM

Yep Barry in that general vicinity anyway I guess we all can't be rocket scientists		\|< << >> >\|
by Misty (PM , CC ) on Sunday November 23, 2008 @ 10:04 AM

Now theres a thoughtKeep the coffee brewing I'm on my way.		\|< << >> >\|
by Misty (PM , CC ) on Sunday November 23, 2008 @ 10:11 AM

Smiles....how are you? Missin you! Kyaof hope all is well. Things have been chaotic here but so is life...huh?		\|< << >> >\|
by hailfire (PM , CC ) on Monday November 24, 2008 @ 8:17 PM

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