"Bungle In The Jungle"

Walking through forests of palm tree apartments ---
scoff at the monkeys who live in their dark tents
down by the waterhole --- drunk every Friday ---
eating their nuts --- saving their raisins for Sunday.
Lions and tigers who wait in the shadows ---
they're fast but they're lazy, and sleep in green meadows.

Let's bungle in the jungle --- well, that's all right by me.
I'm a tiger when I want love,
but I'm a snake if we disagree.

Just say a word and the boys will be right there:
with claws at your back to send a chill through the night air.
Is it so frightening to have me at your shoulder?
Thunder and lightning couldn't be bolder.
I'll write on your tombstone, ``I thank you for dinner.''
This game that we animals play is a winner.

Let's bungle in the jungle --- well, that's all right by me.
I'm a tiger when I want love,
but I'm a snake if we disagree.

The rivers are full of crocodile nasties
and He who made kittens put snakes in the grass.
He's a lover of life but a player of pawns ---
yes, the King on His sunset lies waiting for dawn
to light up His Jungle
as play is resumed.
The monkeys seem willing to strike up the tune.

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp.The smaller said to
the bigger one, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger 'n me.
We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get
it."Well," said the big 'gator, "What yo u been eatin', boy?"

"Politicians - same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmmm. Where do y'all catch 'em?"

'Down 't other side of the old swamp near the parking lot by the
Capitol."

"Same here. Hmmm, how do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them big Lexuses and wait for one to
unlock the car door. Then I jumps out, grab 'em by the leg, shake the
shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't
gettin' any real nourishment. You see, by the time you get done shakin'
the shit out of a politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole
and a briefcase."