GRANDPA'S FISH

1. Rented boat = $75.00

2. Bait = $ 10.00

3. Camera film = $22.50

4. Showing the world that BIG fish and having it posted on the Internet




Priceless

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador retriever between them.

The first man asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and that the dog was a sniffing dog.

"His name is Sniffer, and he's the best there is," he said. "I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work."

The plane took off, and once it had leveled out, the agent said, "Watch this." He told Sniffer to "search."

Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the agent's arm. The agent said, "Good boy." He turned to the other man and said, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number. The authorities will apprehend her when we land."

"Say, that's pretty neat," replied the first man. Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to his seat and placed two paws on the agent's arm. The agent said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police."

The agent then told Sniffer to search again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent. He jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to poop all over the place. The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn't figure out why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asked the agent, "What's going on?"

The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"

This one is going to my best friend from Vegas. We've been friends forever as you can tell by this song that was playing in his GTO when I met him. He popped in unexpected yesterday.....but he always had the right kind of timing.
At the times I find myself most lost....he appears. No words are ever needed he knows just by looking at me where I'm at. And yes....I am still as lost as ever.





There are just some people you trust your life with and he has always held my life in his hands. At 120 mph ......you have to make this decision quick. We lived and partied in the fast lane and through the years of growing up we lost every one in our close circle of friends. We are the only 2 left to carry on the memories of all those who lost their young lives. Last year while he was up he grabbed a Harley and we spent the day riding all the cross roads of many years ago.



Although I begged him to keep going he dropped me back *HOME* before they put a APB out on the Harley.......but it's another year .....and so *MY FRIEND* I'm waiting..... and I know before the weeks over you'll steal another Harley and we'll be flying in the wind one more time.....and I promise not to cry this time when we have to come back. Yeah so I lie


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