HAPPY BUDDIES DAY!!!

I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT AN ONLY CHILD!


AS LONG AS YOU'RE GONNA PUT HER IN MY BED
Might as well share


JUST GIVE ME 5 MINUTES. 5 MINUTES IS ALL I NEED

AND I WILL BE GOOD AS NEW!



SOMETIMES YOUR BED JUST FEELS SOOO GOOD!


EARS? WHAT EARS?


OK, I'LL BE HIS FRIEND BUT I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT!


THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME IN HERE!



ALL RIGHT, WHO CHOSE WHO WE STAND BY I HAVE STANDARDS!


PUT THAT NOSE UP HERE ONE MORE TIME AND YOU'LL HAVE 3 NOSTRILS!




IF YOU TELL THE GUYS ABOUT THIS, I'M PEEING IN YOUR SHOES!



CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT THIS DUDE LOOKS LIKE WET? HA HA HA


What peace really looks like....

How To Clean Your Toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

LOVE THE DOG

BAD TASTE OR.......