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LIFE IS NOT ONE BIG JOKE


 LifesLittleJokes (YOU ONLY PASS THIS WAY ONCE) part 1 and 2
 

Cherry Blossoms Japan


Tundra


Autumn in Germany




The beauty of Antarctica



Scenery of Europe


German's New Swan Castle



View of Holland



Beauty of Tibet



Disney Castle


Edge of Glacier

Lavender Farm and Tree


Lavender Farm


The Night Scene of Eiffel Tower



Blue Sea


Rainbow


RJ Mirror Lake


Lavender at the Foot of the Mountain


The Moon and Star on Earth



Comet (Make a wish)


The Purple Romance



The Beauty of the Desert


Deep Autumn













Posted by Misty at 11:14 PM - 68 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 LIifesLittleJokes (BRAIN DAMAGE)
 

Keeping with the political theme .....and feeling the need to touch base with a few of my favorite "LUNATICS" DIXIE, ADAM, TERRY,
PRETTY RUBBLE ....Have A Great Weekend......Love Ya



"Brain Damage"

The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path
The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
The lunatic is in my head
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'till I'm sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

Posted by Misty at 7:23 PM - 49 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 LifesLittleJokes (STREAMERS I NEED YOUR HELP!!)
 

Okay Streamers I have a dilemma here and really could use some help.
Everyone knows most people have been a little tense and irritable around here lately, myself included. I don't really want to start trouble but.... I feel I am being sexually harassed here and I need your opinions. Maybe I'm just being overly sensitive. As some of you might have heard I have joined forces with Mr.O and Fuzzy.


They have been both wonderful to me especially Mr. Fuzzy he has brought me gifts

And even given them to me on a silver platter
HMMMMMMMMMM???????????

But then I started to feel a little on edge. I tried to convince myself these things were just my imagination. Needless to say I was a little more then shocked when I came into the office and tried to watch the sunrise

But it seemed like the only thing that was rising was Fuzzy


He was acting like a time bomb waiting to explode


As he groped and fondled my body

I fought to get away from him and ran into the bathroom. I was so afraid that he was just standing out there waiting . So I took off my dress and put on a pair of jeans and proceeded to return to the office. It is then when I saw a flash of a camera ,I didn't think to much about it until the next morning when I returned to find this on Fuzzy's desk


How humiliating, degrading!!! HOW COULD HE?????????????
So tell me Streamers what do you think? Sexual Harassment or Over Active Imagination?

After giving me your opinion I think you should take a jump over to Mr. Ornery's Corner and get involved in this election.


MR. O ......I spoke to Fuzzy last night and his short term memory loss just might work to his advantage



But do you really think the anyone is going to believe this?


Posted by Misty at 8:15 PM - 54 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 LifesLittleJokes (WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD)
 



We're off to see the Wizard!

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado....and off they whirled to the land of OZ.





They finally made it to the Emerald City...






...and went to find the Great Wizard.







"What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:





"I've come for some courage."

"No Problem!" said the Wizard .. "Who's next?"

Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said:





"Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done!" says the Wizard.

"Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

Up stepped Bush and said,





"The American people say that I need a brain."

"No problem!" said the Wizard.
"Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,

"Well, what do you want?"



"IS DOROTHY HERE?"




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 LifesLittleJokes (MADNESS)
 



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