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LIFE IS NOT ONE BIG JOKE


 LifesLittleJokes (MONDAY SUCKS)
 



MONDAY UPDATE..........YEP IT'S A MONDAY!!!!!!



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 LifesLittleJokes (WHEEL IN THE SKY) Journey
 





Winter is here again oh lord,
Havent been home in a year or more
I hope she holds on a little longer

Sent a letter on a long summer day
Made of silver, not of clay
Ive been runnin down this dusty road

Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin
I dont know where Ill be tomorrow
Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin

Ive been trying to make it home
Got to make it before too long
I cant take this very much longer
Im stranded in the sleet and rain
Dont think Im ever gonna make it home again
The mornin sun is risin
Its kissing the day

Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin
I dont know where Ill be tomorrow
Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin

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 LifesLittleJokes ( I'M GOING TO HELL !)
 









An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St.
Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful
bloodcurdling screams. "Don't worry about that." says St. Peter,
"It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for
wings."
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling
screams.
Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"
Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to
fit the halo."
I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."
You can't go there, "says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and
sodomized."

"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for
that!


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 LifesLittleJokes ( ILLUSIONS )
 


















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 LifesLittleJokes (PATIENCE AND TOLERANCE)
 

"Patience and Tolerance"













Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave...
and impossible to forget.

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