To my darling husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let
you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck
when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I
really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about
me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the
driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead
of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up
fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted
personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you
and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for
you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.

P.S. YOUR GIRLFRIEND CALLED