One very dark and stormy night a travelling salesman was driving along a country road. The rain was so heavy he could hardly see two feet in front of him. He decided that he should stop for the night but didn't know where. Just then he saw a faint light in the distance and headed toward it. It was a big old country house and the lights were on.
"This is great!" he thought and, mustering up the courage, opened the car door and ran for the house. He knocked hard on the front door. An elderly lady answered with her left breast hanging out and she was rubbing it. Shocked the man ventured a look in and saw an equally elderly man walking down the stairs holding and umbrella and masturbating furiously. He thought that this was a little too weird even for him and ran back to the car.
A couple of miles down the road he was lucky enough to see another light and thought that his luck may be better here. He stopped the car, worked up his courage and ran for the front door. He knocked and waited. An old man answered the door.
"Excuse me but I'm worried about driving in this storm and was hoping you could put me up just for the night," he explained. The old man was sympathetic "Normally I would but I've got all my relatives staying with me from the city. But about two miles back down the road is an elderly couple with plenty of room".
"I've been there" said the salesman "And they are really strange.
She has her left breast out rubbing it and he is holding an umbrella and masturbating."
"Oh don't worry about that" the old man explained, "They're deaf and dumb. She's telling him to go milk the cows and he's telling her to get stuffed, it's raining."
