A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it
a rub.
Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him that he has been
granted
three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion,
surrounded by 50 beautiful women.
He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down
and the
floor is covered in $100 bills.
Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing
there are
two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him
outside to
the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the
neck
until he's dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's
the two
blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one, "I can
understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a
big
mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to
be a
millionaire.
But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me."
