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 LifesLittleJokes ( THINGS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK TWICE)
 



: THINGS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK TWICE


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NOW THAT'S A LOT OF SNOW!!!!!!!!









AND I THOUGHT I WAS A BAD DRIVER.....








BIG STORM COMING??








I'VE HEARD OF A HIGHWAY IN THE SKY, BUT THIS ONE HAS A BRIDGE!!!!









NO TIP FOR THE VALET WHO PARKED THIS ONE....









SUB HITS ICEBERG. BET THE CAPTAINS INSURANCE PREMIUMS RISE TO THE

TOP.......








ALL ABOARD!!! LOOKS LIKE THE SUB CAPTAIN HAS A NEW JOB.








WATCH OUT FOR FALLING ROCK! UH BOULDER.








MECHANICALLY INCLINED? GOOD HELP IS SO HARD TO FIND, YOU SEE WHO'S THE SUPERVISOR, RIGHT?









HOW TO RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD FERRARI.









FEARLESS.......













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 LifesLittleJokes (LEROY)
 



Leroy is a 20 year- old 5th grader from New Orleans.
This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word
in
a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man,
somebody
get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake."
He
say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment
undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took
me
to the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you
break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan
on
stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say
"fortify."

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:

Today's word is :"OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
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 LifesLittleJokes (A FEW MORE REASONS NOT TO GET DRUNK WITH FRIENDS)
 






















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 LifesLittleJokes (WHEN USING THE PHRASE "OH SHIT" IS CONSIDERED APPROPRIATE
 

When using the phrase "Oh SHIT" is considered appropriate!










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